How to make Siri Mad


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Siri has been our all time favourite due to her impeccable helping abilities, but did you know about her sarcasm?

Siri is anyday more sarcastic than your best friend, and the way she replies it looks like she was made by Chandler Bing. Bing! Siri has the sarcasm level of an irritated teenager who has just lost his favourite gum, and some of her replies make her sound super frustrated. With every new update in ios, Siri learns something new, which makes her our absolute favourite,

Siri, who is a major part of the iPhone users’ life, is the artificial personal assistant that we have right on our screens, waiting for us to say ‘Hey Siri’ everytime we need something done.

But let us be honest, who ever uses Siri to open an app when you can use it to have a light conversation, which sometimes results in a great laugh?

We all have done it, one way or the other. A lot of us do not even know what things to ask Siri to make her mad but we do it unintentionally. For example, you can ask Siri if she loves you, and you can get a real savage reply. It often happens that the same reply given by Siri at one time to a question, will be different when the same question is asked again, and Siri also adjusts her local dictionary to suit your cultural humor.

Siri is definitely one of the best virtual assistants available, and she’s more of a funny element in our iPhones. Do you remember watching the series ‘The Good Place’? If you watched it, you must remember Janet the virtual assistant from it, we wish we could see Siri for real just like good Janet but till the time it is not possible we can definitely rely on the voice chat. Something is better than nothing, right?

Siri tells jokes, replies to your dumbest questions, and makes your calls for you.

Our favourite part is Siri’s cussing, and we don’t blame her -given the range of emotions technicians are trying to build in AI it is meant to be confused. We’re listing our favourite things to ask Siri to make her mad and you can try all of them whenever bored (we tried it on iPhone 8)-

How to Make Siri Mad 

Calling Siri Alexa/Cortana

This one is the most basic, you can try calling Siri Alexa/Cortana who are also AIs and she’ll backlash at you by saying “Very funny. I mean, not funny “ha-ha,” but funny.”

 

For the Marvel Fans

All you Marvel comics fans cannot resist calling Siri Jarvis, can you now?

Ask Siri ‘Can I call you Jarvis?’ and she’s going to reply with “Hold On. Let me tell Ms Potts you’ll be late for Dinner. Again.”

Wooh. Now that is some Ironman feels.

For the Mathematicians

You can ask Siri basic mathematical questions but when you ask her what’s zero divided by zero?’, this is what you’ll hear-

“Imagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends, how many cookies does each person get? See, it doesn’t make sense and cookie monster is sad that there are no cookies, and you are sad that you have no friends.”

No kidding.

 

Or just ask her to talk to you..

Siri has some serious mood swings, and this you’ll know if you say ‘Hey Siri, Please talk to me’, because chances are that she’ll reply with “Let me think…..No.”

**Sobs**

 

You can’t ask her about her love life either!

I tried asking her is she had a boyfriend and she said “There was a Roomba once that followed me everywhere.” Oops.

 

Siri is Sanskaari (and Sarcastic) AF

Feeling funny? Ask Siri to tell you something dirty, you wish she says something dirty and she’ll. Her reply to us was “The carpet needs vacuuming.”

Not the kind of dirty you wanted, LOL.

 

We did not give up and asked her to talk dirty to us, to which she replied “Humus. Compost. Pumice. Silt. Gravel.”

Ughhh.

 

She is not interested in you.

Just like all the douchebag men who break our hearts all the time, when you ask Siri “Will you marry me?” It replies “I’m not the marrying kind.”

Cliche douchebag men nature.

 

Try asking her about the movie Inception

We all got confused when we first saw this one, and it looks like Siri is still confused. She completely goes mad and says “Inception’ is about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dream about something or other. I fell asleep.”

We get you Siri. We get you.

 

For the Game of Thrones fandom

Siri is a game of thrones fan, and it looks like she remembers the story perfectly. Let me put it this way, if Siri were to compete in a GOT quiz in comic con, she would definitely win.

We asked the same question twice, once in 2016 and once in 2018.

Here are both of her replies-

USER: Siri, do you watch Game of Thrones?

2016 Siri: Who me? Siri, First of the name, Siri siliconborn of House Apple, Ruler of alarms and reminders, Guardian of calendar appointments, Keeper of ontologies, Flipper of coins. Yes, I am watching.

2018 Siri: That’s a starkly personal question.

Definitely, she’s a fan. We wonder if she can guess who’ll rule the throne!

She’ll roast you.

Siri doesn’t understand body shaming, it is time we learn her tricks. When asked “Are you Fat?” she replies “No, I’m Siri.” *BURN*

 

And she’s not here to entertain you.

Ask her to recite you a poem and she’ll most probably say-

“Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Don’t you have something

Better to do?”

We can’t really know all the funny things Siri will say because she is an absolute mystery, and she keeps updating. You can sure try anything you want, and let us know in comment section if there’s any funny thing Siri has said to you.

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